We Will Never Forget...That Crazy Ass Lady!

THE NIGHT BEGAN INNOCENT ENOUGH...

OLD FRIENDS REUNITE...

DECIDE TO GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME...

GET A LITTLE CRAZY EVEN!

OVERALL, JUST GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUN!

TIRED FROM ALL THE FUN, WE RETURN HOME...

JUST A PEACEFUL EVENING SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS AND THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT...

UNTIL SHE CAME WALKING INTO OUR LIVES!!

IT WAS COLD, SO WE TRIED TO BE NICE AND CORDIAL...

BUT WE JUST COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING...

WHEN SHE PASSED OUT ON OUR COUCH AND HER FALSE TEETH FELL OUT OF HER MOUTH!

WE TRIED TO IGNORE HER, BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK!

MISSY: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR TEETH!"

OH THANK HEAVENS SHE DIDN'T LEAVE THEM SITTING ON THE COUCH!

WE MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MEAN, BUT WE DECIDED TO MAKE THE BEST OF A VERY STRANGE AND AWKWARD SITUATION.

WE DECIDED TO DOCUMENT THIS INTERESTING EVENT!

SHE WANTED TO SHOW US HER TATTOO...

SO SHE STARTED TO TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES...


THIS IS AS FAR AS I THINK WE'LL GO!!!

SHE DECIDED TO STAY...

AND MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS...

WE HID FROM HER IN THE BACK BEDROOM...


AND KEPT A CLOSE EYE ON THE DOOR SO SHE WOULDN'T FIND US...

AND OCCUPIED OUR TIME TAKING PICTURES!


BUT TENSIONS STARTED TO RISE...

WHEN WE TRIED TO KICK HER OUT FOR THE 4TH TIME AND SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE!

INSTEAD SHE WANTED TO MODEL THE WATER BOTTLE FOR US...

SHE GOT A BIT ANGRY WITH US WHEN WE TOLD AGAIN SHE HAD TO LEAVE...

IT HAD BEEN LONG ENOUGH SO WE DID WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS BEST...

WE CALLED DISPATCH AND HAD A UINTAH COUNTY AND VERNAL CITY OFFICER COME AND GET HER...BOY WERE WE RELIEVED!!

THIS IS CERTAINLY A NIGHT NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET...